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40520 DNRSchwartz <dnrs@e...> 1998‑03‑31 Re: Love them lawyers....
At 05:08 PM 3/31/98 -0500, Patrick Leach wrote:
>Hi guys,
> 
>  Just got a nice letter from some attorneys down in
>Washington, DC. By Federal Express, no less.
>
>  Seems they're peeved over Stanley Blood & Gore, and
>have demanded that I pull the plug on any advertise-
>ments, use of the word "Stanley", and even the words
>"Stanley Blood and Gore" and "Stanley B&G" have them
>pissed.
>

You know, it's this sorta thing that makes people hole up in a tar paper
cabin in Montana, eating grubbs, and laying in ammo.  Jeez o' flip.

Do you think "St*nl*y Blood and Gore" will offend them?  "Bailey Blood &
Gore"?  "Kleenex Blood & Gore"?  "Xerox"?  "Lawyer Blood & Gore"?  How
'bout, "Massive U.S. Bench Plane Manufacturing Company that Stopped Making
REALLY Good Planes After WWII and Slowly Went Downhill From There Until
They Moved to England and Taiwan Blood & Gore"?  Too bulky.  Just a thought.

		Chris  N.  Schwartz,  Feral Brewer... 
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.  Teach a man to brew, and he
wastes a lifetime.
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