kirtley@s... wrote:
> 
> > gneiss?
> >
> Type of rock- obscure geologist joke. Pronounced nice. Sorry,
> thought by by earlier message that both of you were geologists from
> the message I read.
> 
> David

I don't mean to be an intrusion, but I got the schist of what you were
saying... I took it for granite that most everybody else wood too.

It's not my fault.

- Bill

(who loves to work as many bad puns as possible out of any situation -
usually long after others have groaned to the point that they're sick of
it.)