Welcome, Matthew.  I'm just down the road (aka across the tracks) from
Columbia, in Clinton.  Dunno about that "wasteland" tag, you're pretty
close to Damascus, home of the spring PATINA event!
Charlie Rodgers
Clinton, Maryland

Snip per the always-captivating FAQ...

If anyone in and around, or even near, the tool and wood wasteland that
is Columbia Maryland wants to correspond, let me know.  Sorry for the
long-windedness.
Regards,

mjc

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