Hi guys,
 
  Just got a nice letter from some attorneys down in
Washington, DC. By Federal Express, no less.

  Seems they're peeved over Stanley Blood & Gore, and
have demanded that I pull the plug on any advertise-
ments, use of the word "Stanley", and even the words
"Stanley Blood and Gore" and "Stanley B&G" have them
pissed.

  They tell me this is all deliberate infringement.
Yeah, that's what it is, deliberate. I'm glad to know
that them lawyers know what's going on in my head, even
when I don't.

  I've been told that all references have to be re-
moved by April 15 (my favorite day of the year).

  Any lawyers out there who wanna take on a corporate
giant for yucks?

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Patrick Leach
Just say Lawyers, gotta love 'em.
etc.
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