> My long deceased mother had an old, country saying, "That's about as 
> useless as teats on a man."

Even more useless was, according to my great grandmother, "As useless as 
teats on a dead boar."

But there are some uses, like chamfering the bottom of the handle for 
hammers and axes and the
like, where I only use one hand anyway.

Mike in Sacto