I’m glad some of the scissors apprecianados have come out of the closet. There
are so many variations. My personal fav is an old k&E inkinf pen that some
craftsman tranmogrified into a pair of what I think are ophthalmic iris scissors
(used in cataract surgery way back when laseration wasn’t even concieved!))

I like the idea of cobbling up a zeusoid rhyme..

whose gonna cobble the first line?

Eric