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265456 Michael Filler 2018‑03‑16 Bought an old bench.
Well I can see straight away they saw you coming!  That thing isn't worth $20,
US or Canadian.
Look at how hard it will be to keep tools and other detrius from accumulating.
And at the end the "vise" is even missing the handle to operate it.  So totally
useless, and probably wouldn't even be good as fire wood.
That said, I'll take pity on your poor demonstration of galoot negitiation
skills, and bail you out by taking it off your hands.
To demonstrate the good fellowship and kindness that the porch is known for I'll
graciously offer what you paid, if you will help me load it for transport.
You suck!
(running and ducking)(nice score!)

Recent Bios FAQ