He was not speaking coherently to my frame of mind. Something about
Tardies, and the Doctor from the Grinch movie, being require to deliver
this package to its intended recipient.

I labeled the packaged to somewhere east of here (that's almost all of
you), and it left Saturday, so I hope it gets there in time. His assistant,
Elf Chris, said it should arrive Tuesday.

He had a second package as well, for a different Galoot, something about
inside his belt, but with his portly build, didn't see much getting under
that belt.

Kirk Eppler, in Half Moon Bay, CA, but the packages won't say that.
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Sent from my iPad, apologies for the Auto Correct errors. Kirk