NAGATOIW: Not As Good As The One I Want(ed)
NAGATOIAF: Similar but "Asked For"

JSEFOMC: Just Sharp Enough For One More Cut

CTTCT: Closer Than The Correct Tool

STALUALLAC: Stranded To Avoid Lining Up And Looking Like A Collection

ICSI-E: I Can Save It - Eventually
-L: Later
-S: Soon
-N: Now (hypothetical)
-FBTOASEES: From Being Throw Out After Someone Else's Estate Sale

ETFOABP: Easier To Find In A Big Pile
ETFOASP: Easier To Find In A Small Pile

LOTAB: Left Out To Appear Busy

Brian Rytel
-Ducking and running