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267315 Michael Suwczinsky <nicknaylo@g...> 2018‑12‑10 Galootaclaus sighting,
With a flash of worn red and an inadvisable BMI that doesn’t seem to slow
the old guy down, a lopsided package was lifted from the hands of yours
truly to wing its way to the snowy environs of North Carolina.

Lightening the sled by a dropping off a 50 lb bag of coal, some commentary
about misbehaving blacksmiths getting free coal deliverys, ‘not on my
watch, adults think they can pull the red velvet and fur over MY eyes.  Here’s
their accumulated stocking coal. I checked with AQMD (Air Quality Mgt.
Board) and less than a half ton on your property flies under the radar,
which I know something about!’ and with a snicker he was gone.

Happy Holiday to Galoots everywhere!



Michael

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