Paddy's reasoning snipped

> > <edit>
> Yes, I do believe I have tried most of them.  But here is one you left
> off of yours.  I've used this one just once - "..BECAUSE I'm the man of
> the house, I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE & what I say goes....."
> Umm....questions to the gals on the list.  What is the proper hem length
> for a 36 year old galoot? & is it mandatory to wear hose all the time? &
> were the hell am I supposed to keep my wallet?.... <grin>
>
>
> Buzz
>
If you are trying to get someone's serious and undivided attention,
as short as you dare, otherwise somewhere between the knee and the ankle,
hose mandatory with all but the most casual skirts and don't forget to shave
your legs first, sox with pants, now you know why purses were invented.

BTW, actual comment from ladies in the SCA to gentlemen wearing tunics
and kilts, there is a _reason_ women sit like ladies, keep your knees
together unless you are wearing hosen or tights under your tunic.

Oldtools conteny:  You should _see_ the home smithed turning tools
Phil Koontz just sent me!!  As long as it looks like Paddy's sliding
down the smithing slope...

Esther eoh@k...