Patrick Olguin wrote:
>
> Gentle Ones,
>
> Galoots, especially galoots with a close association with significant
> others become quite adept at rationalizing their purchases and
> subsequent hoarding.
> <edit>
>  The following
> is a list of actual words which fell out of my mouth,
<edit>
> I welcome your comments.
>
> The List
> <edit>
Yes, I do believe I have tried most of them.  But here is one you left
off of yours.  I've used this one just once - "..BECAUSE I'm the man of
the house, I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE & what I say goes....."
Umm....questions to the gals on the list.  What is the proper hem length
for a 36 year old galoot? & is it mandatory to wear hose all the time? &
were the hell am I supposed to keep my wallet?.... <grin>

Buzz