It's because they're made of wood.

- anon

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[mailto:oldtools-bounces@r...] On Behalf Of SHINE, STEPHEN
C (STEVE), ATTLABS
Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 2:14 PM
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Subject: RE: [OldTools] workmanship

Ed recommends:
> But never an anvil, no matter how small

...but you could throw them a witch, because witches float because they
burn.  Or is it because they weight the same as a duck?

Steve, running & ducking in Howell NJ
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