Tom Price raises the alarm:

>Circle the wagons boys and girls, the Normites won't be far  behind.
>We'll need some rusty Sheltons to swing around and drive them  away from
>the flea market tables. Be careful out there, I hear  Norm's followers
>like waving those nail guns around ("...cha-kunk,  cha-kunk,
>cha-kunk...and now we'll just pin this Galoot's hat onto his  head while
>we wait for the glue to dry...cha-kunk, cha-kunk..."
 
Fortunately there are enough "Rare No. 5 handplaner thingies" on *bay
to satisfy their lust for rust.  We salt the field with a bunch of  these and
while they are holding the black plastic totes in their hands,  scratching
their hats, wondering where the battery pack plugs in, (I mean they  ARE
cordless, right)!  We can sweep in and clear the real goodies  away! 
 
It's good to have a plan!
 
David C.
 
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